mystical Power in Every slice

I’m Jennifer Billock. As the worl'd’s only professional cheese fortune teller, I’ve built my career around helping people answer big and small questions about their lives. I provide guidance, advice, and tips about how to embrace the messages coming through the cheese. I’m available for one-on-one sessions, groups, workshops, events, and parties.

Ready to have your fortune told with cheese? Schedule a session with me for a custom tyromancy reading. BOOK A SESSION ON MY CALENDAR HERE — note “tyromancy” in the comments.

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Cheese Reading FAQ

Is this in-person or online?

I can do both in-person or Zoom sessions. In-person sessions are limited to Chicago (unless travel expenses are paid) and will be held in a local coffeeshop or fromagerie.

What’s the tyromancy process?

First, we will go through a presentation (it’s fun, promise) about cheese magic throughout history and the different ways to divine with cheese. Then, we will look at your cheese and divine from it. For in-person readings, I will supply four pieces of cheese. For virtual readings, you will need to bring four pieces of cheese. (Bring whatever types of cheese you like to eat. Vegan cheese works as well.)

How long is this going to take?

Sessions typically take 45 minutes for a single person, and up to two hours for groups. Note that if you are late, the time you missed will not be added on at the end of the session. If you are more than 20 minutes late without notice, your reservation will be canceled with no refund.

How many people can come?

As many people as you like! For groups larger than 8 people or for events, please fill out this form.

How much does this cost?

In-person readings cost $85 per person and includes cheese. Virtual sessions cost $75 and you must supply your own cheese. Note that small groups at your home or workplace will cost an extra $100 due to the time spent traveling and waiting for guests to arrive. REFUND POLICY: No refunds 24 hours or less before your session.

Can I give a session as a gift?

Yes! I can create a custom gift certificate. Email me at kitchenwitchjen@gmail.com to discuss.

Image of three large blocks of cheese on a wooden surface. The cheeses are stacked, with a semi-hard cheese on top and a hard cheese at the bottom. The cheeses have visible textures and some text engraved on their surfaces.